let's talk about sex

i'm going to blog dirty today to try to help some of my readers get their freak on more often, and in a more fulfilling way. this is geared towards men, because i think they need this information more than women do (but women, please read on and share it with the men in your life). let's begin by me asking you whether or not any of the following are 'sexy' to you: impotency? low sex drive? performance anxiety? arterial blockage? fat? clogged arteries (including the arteries that pump blood directly to your penis)? man boobs?

chances are, you don't find these things sexy (and neither do most people). so if you experience any of these problems or just want to give your sex life an added OMPH you should try a more compassionate lifestyle.

there's a lot of information out there already about why you should stop eating dead animals (it is cruel, it is unnecessary) and to quit drinking cow's milk and consuming dairy products (it is for baby cows, specifically to fatten them up quickly…which means? you guessed it! it fattens you up quickly too). but, there isn't a lot of information out there about the sexual benefits of a compassionate diet. so, let me break it down:

consuming dead animal products and dead animal corpses isn't healthy. it's fatty food and fatty food causes a higher level of body fat and it also lessens testosterone levels, which INCREASES the chances of impotence. all of this fat clogs your arteries, including the arteries that pump blood directly to the penis. this blockage is the MAJOR contributor of impotency problems men face. in order to function sexually, men have to have a good blood flow. a compassionate diet (i.e. animal free diet) fights impotency, and the older you get the more important this is. so many times when you think its performance anxiety, it's not. it's the dead cow burger you ate for lunch.

a compassionate diet also gives you more energy and boosts your immune system, both of which increase your sex drive. such a diet will also help you loose weight and maintain a health weight. both of these situations depend on you having a healthy veg diet, if you only eat vegetarian junk food it's not going to happen. eating nothing but junk food (regardless of what type of junk food it is) isn't smart or sexy.

it's well-known that consuming dead animals and dairy products causes man boobs. chances are every time you ingest a diary product you're also ingesting estrogen (do you really believe cows produce all that milk naturally?). look into it, and you'll quickly discover the link between dead animals, dairy, and man boobs.

there hasn't been any studies that i know of on this, so i will just throw this next one out there from my own personal experience and through word-of-mouth: people that have a compassionate diet taste better. if you're wondering why your lover won't swallow, maybe it's because you taste like all the pesticides, environmental pollutants, and other nasty things that are in the dead animals you consume. for real, there's a BIG difference between people who don’t consume dead animals and people who do when it comes to taste.

not that it matters much to me (or that this is the only cause, because we all know it isn't) but if you are concerned with hair loss, eliminating dead animals and fat from your diet can increase your chances of keeping your hair. it's largely genetic, but the more dead animals (and dead animal fat) in your diet the more your hair follicles convert to dihdrotestosterone (aka follicle poison). also, a compassionate diet helps you live longer and the longer you live, the more time you have to get your freak on.

if you think it isn't 'macho' to give up dead animals, think again. people are cool enough and aware enough these days to be turned on by someone who cares about animals, the environment, health, and pleasing their partners.

compassion is super sexy. trust me, you'll feel better, look better, taste better, and fuck better.