bitch-a-rama

every monday i don't even know where to start the bitchin,' so here's a bitch-a-rama:

• first we had susan smith, a woman from south carolina who told the cops that an african-american man killed her children before she was charged for murder, and now we have another woman from south carolina who told the cops that a 'knife wielding carjacker' killed her son before she was charged with his murder. i looked around and i couldn't find a description of the 'knife wielding carjacker' but because she's from south carolina (where the slave quarters are still standing) i feel pretty confident she didn't say the man was white. racist child killers...south carolina must be so proud!!!
  
• wow, the GOP candidates really know how to win friends and influence people. fred thompson is hanging out with murderers, and giuliani still likes to hang out with people that invade taxes and make money off of taser's 'non-lethal' (but 100 dead and counting) weapons. it makes me wonder, who is mitt hanging out with these days? o.j.?
  
• shia labeouf, one of the 'stars' of the "transformers" movie was recently arrested for acting like a big 'ol drunk at a walgreens in chicago. i wonder if he finally realized how bad "transformers" SUCKS and went on a bender.
  
• a 'bull-rider' from missouri completed his 8-second ride and then died after a bull 'accidentally' stepped on him. well that's the story according to the incoming president of the united rodeo association president. he calls it, "a tragic accident." no one asked the bull, but i don't think the bull would have called it an 'accident.'
  
• writer's...keep on striking!!!
  
• late night talk show hosts...wow, you just made it very obvious to all of us that you aren't the real 'funny person' on your show.