my christmas list is very short. it began with two items: a cruiser bike and a muppets calendar for 2008. i already got the cruiser bike (thanks nick), so i think it is ok for me to add one more item: the douche card. for a mere 5 dollars i can save myself time and hassle by handing the douchebags of the world a card that says it all for me. brilliant! product description: "Tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar room brawls? Well now avoid the confrontation with our glorious Douche Card. Simply hand it to the asshole in question and walk away. Problem solved."
each set comes with 25 cards ($5), but i think i need two sets of cards since there are a lot of douchebags in this world...
1 comments:
you could totally DIY these. You could even get creative and come up with other prases like, "every time you open yr mouth a turd falls out." or "please just shutthefuckup." think about it.
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