designer vaginas...

...what do you think? should i get one? i keep hearing all this talk about hymenoplasty, amping up the 'ol elusive g-spot, labial reduction, and vaginal tightening. i can't help but wonder if my pussy is designer enough. is my g-spot in need of amping? am i anyone without the fourchette i lost long ago? should i get a wax with the coach logo? would that help my pussy's street cred? i mean, i know there's all this drama about the upcoming election and it's been, what, over 4 years in iraq and 6 years of guantanamo? but, i mean, really, all that real world stuff just seems like static when a designer vagina is only a surgery away...

while i'm fretting over a designer vagina, my country gave saudi arabia 20 billion dollars in an arms deal. in 'the name of democracy', my country just gave 20 billion dollars to a country that denies women the right to vote and has no love for free speech. oh democracy! you're so silly!

happy birthday smurfs! it's the 50th birthday celebration of the smurfs today! i can't help but acknowledge this and share THIS CLIP of a man who looks just like papa smurf (i'm still in awe of his blue skin). the smurfs enchanted me as a child but i have to admit i thought it was pointless, and i was very concerned about smurfette. i was sure an episode was coming about smurfette getting gang-raped by the 99 smurf males she was around constantly. she was defined as the love interest of all smurfs, including papa smurf (and that's just creepy). i mean, really, only 3 female smurfs and the men were all attracted to the same female? what the hell is that about? nonetheless, happy birthday smurfs...